Matt over at Just Another Fool For Christ cracked me up with You Know You're a Foreign Service Officer When....
I particularly like "You can’t watch an election campaign debate on foreign policy without throwing a shoe and/or yelling at the television set" and "You have household effects stored in Hagerstown but can’t for the life of you remember what any of them are."
Be sure to read the comments too.
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